Kevin, there are no more cyber trucks on the road.

Yes.

And that means that cyber trucks are starting to appear on social media.

Yes.

And one of the ways that I have seen these cyber trucks presented is being like stuck in the

mud. Have you seen the stuck in the mud post?

The Christmas tree one?

There was the Christmas tree one where it's trying to tow a tree

and it's gotten itself into a terrible spot of trouble.

And, you know, I referred to these things last week as a panic room that can drive.

And over on threads, my friend James messed me, said, Casey, there's actually a better name now for the the cyber truck do you know what they're calling it what they're calling it a sport futility vehicle

it's an S. F. V.

It's very S.F. V. Kevin. So if you... That's very good.

If you want to accomplish a task, but don't actually want to accomplish the task,

Cyber Truck could be for you.

If you want to go pick up a Christmas tree

and you're more worried about being shot at on your way

to get the Christmas tree than actually being able to haul the Christmas tree out of the

Christmas tree place. Get a cyber track. Sport futility vehicle is's really good it's really good so good

I'm Kevin Russo

I'm Kevin Russo Tech columnist for the New York Times

I'm Casey Newton for Platformer Tech columnist for The New York Times. I'm Casey Nune for Platformer.

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