There are so many things that you wouldn't even think have cameras, but they do.

And they're potentially recording you.

And it sounds nefarious, it's not all nefarious.

It's just unexpected is all.

Like ovens, a lot of smart ovens, they have cameras inside the oven to utilize AI to detect

what type of food you're putting in there so that they can cook it

to completion without you having to think, which I guess inside the oven is much less invasive

than say like a robot vacuum. Those things have cameras and as they roam around cleaning

your hardwood floors, the camera is scanning to make sure that there's no obstacles in the way

like you getting

out of the shower, butt naked. Even those little automatic pet feeders for your cats, they typically

come with cameras. And I do think that that's a feature that a lot of people want. They want to see

their cats eating. They want to make sure that their cats are getting fed if they're at work,

unless you're this guy who post on Reddit. Okay, so this is kind of a complicated one, but here goes. My girlfriend got a new job. So she got one of those auto feeders for her cat, because she's going to be away a lot more now. And it's like a doctor feeder. So it has a camera in it, and it can connect to Wi-Fi. What's a doctor feeder, you say? I think it's one of those fancy cat feeders.

And he says it can connect to Wi-Fi. What's a doctor feeder, you say? I think it's one of those fancy cat feeders. And he says it can connect to Wi-Fi. She can actually look at the camera while she's at work and even talk through it and send the cat treats and it comes through the cat feeder. I said initially, I don't like the idea of you having a camera in the living room, but she was like, it's my place, so you shut

the fuck up. So I did. I shut the fuck up. Anyhow, flash forward a couple of weeks on a Friday. I get out early and I was supposed to go to her place that night, but I just went out like two in the afternoon to chill until she got back home from work. I lay down on the couch. I completely forget about the camera and I eventually start self-pressuring because that's something that I just do.

And apparently, she's at work talking to her colleague. on the couch. I completely forget about the camera and I eventually start self-pleasureing because

that's something that I just do. And apparently she's at work talking to her colleague about this

cat and decides that she wants to show her colleague how she feeds at a treat and see if the cat

comes over. So she turns the camera on with her colleague over her shoulder and here I am on the

couch, just beating it. She's obviously

very pissed off, like, how often do you do this? Which is not often. And she would say things like

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