Gooey Center Bakery
Vegan Abattoir
Harley Quinn Smith & Kevin Smith
4.7 • 632 Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Kevin & Harley speak with Chris Federico, founder of Gooey Center Bakery. Chris shares his belief that we should be eating cinnamon rolls year-round, why he started baking vegan rolls even though he’s not vegan, and why he prefers popups over having a storefront.
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| 0:00.0 | I have been trying to get on a health kick lately, and I've been eating a lot of granola. Who are you talking to you? I'm telling you. Oh, fair enough. And you. Oh my God, I didn't realize they were here already. I've been eating a lot of granola, and my favorite granola is from Plant Strong. I find that it close me up in the morning in a delightful way, and having it with a little bit of oat and almond milk. But you'll pour some plant milk into the grill? Yes, I love it with milk, then I'll put some berries on. I would make it like a cereal. Do you know I'm 55 and it never occurred to me to pour milk into the granola? I thought it worked just fine by itself. You would learn new every day. I did, and you know why? |
| 0:38.1 | Not from you. |
| 0:38.7 | It's from the good folks. |
| 0:39.6 | Okay. |
| 0:39.9 | I have Plant Strong. |
| 0:40.9 | How can they get educated and get these fine products for themselves? |
| 0:44.2 | You can get your own Plant Strong products at Plant Strong.com using R-Code Smith for 40% off your order. |
| 0:51.7 | Plant Strong. |
| 0:52.9 | Strong. Strong. |
| 0:53.3 | Strong. Plant Strong. Strong. Strong than humans. |
| 0:54.7 | Plant strong. |
| 0:56.6 | Why is cinnamon rolls? |
| 0:58.5 | Um, you know, I used to do like cakes, cupcakes, cookies. |
| 1:01.6 | I believe the answer is why not. |
| 1:03.2 | Well, why and why? |
| 1:04.0 | It's so true. |
| 1:04.9 | But it is more like, thank you, comma, why, though? |
| 1:08.3 | Yeah. comma, why, though? |
| 1:25.3 | Greetings, culinary cucks and dare you enter into the vegan abattoir. |
| 1:26.1 | I'm Kevin Smith. |
| 1:27.3 | And I'm Harley Quinn Smith. We're so delighted, man. I went to a nut house a couple years ago. One thing they told me, a useful piece of information that everybody could use, and I'll save you a bunch of fucking dough. Human beings spend all their time in two places in their heads, even though physically you can only be in one place at one time. For example, we exist in the present. But in our heads, we spend most of our time in the past relitigating everything that's ever happened to us, relitigating everything we ever said, going over comments, going over decisions, beating ourselves up, man, mea culpa, maya coppa. Can't do anything about the past. It's happened, man. You can learn from it. |
| 2:01.2 | That's about it. |
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