All right, welcome to Hollywood Ways. I'm Doug Ellen.

Breezy.

It's Halloween week. You got an orange hat on. Is it because you like Halloween or no?

I mean, I'm not against it. I'm not the biggest fan of Halloween, though. No.

I have hated Halloween my entire life, but Hollywood Halloween, the Casamigos party, was the best party every year. And really the only

time ever went out and somehow I dressed up, which I didn't even do as a child. I was just never a person

who liked to dress up. But the Casamigos party was awesome and I don't think it's happening this year.

So I'm having a party at my house this year, which my girlfriend's a Halloween party. My girlfriend is taking it very

seriously. The house is already like rolling and decorated and I open the door and wolves howl at me and

it's fucking awful. I think that Halloween is one of those things. Either you really, really enjoy it or you

just don't care. Yeah, I definitely don't care. But, you know, things happen with your girlfriend.

I have a great girlfriend.

You met her this week, Sarah.

And, you know, she lures me in on these different things.

Like the beginning of our relationship,

she lured me in before COVID on watching The Bachelor.

And she would bring all her friends over.

She's got all these beautiful friends. So every Monday night would be like all these beautiful

girls in my house and like watch The Bachelor. And, you know, I do my thing. I'd laugh at it. I do a little

stand up. And it was a nice thing. And now after COVID, all those beautiful girls, they don't come

anymore. And I still have to watch The Bachelor. So it's pretty horrible. So Yeah. So you're not dressing up. No, I'm not. I think I'm going to sit this one out.

I mean, unless my fiancé has something planned, which I don't know, but if she decides

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