Goodbye Sister: Monday, June 1st, 2026
The Toast
Dear Media
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning girlies, it's the toast. |
| 0:07.0 | It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. |
| 0:13.0 | It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. |
| 0:18.0 | We'll start your day off, swirly. |
| 0:21.1 | It's the toast. |
| 0:22.9 | I sound amazing. |
| 0:24.8 | Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. |
| 0:27.1 | Hope everybody had an amazing restorative weekend that wasn't affected by the stomach |
| 0:31.5 | bug. |
| 0:32.6 | We did have an amazing restorative weekend. |
| 0:35.0 | Happy to have you back here restored, though I had a lot of fun with Lish on Friday. |
| 0:39.2 | I'm sure you guys did. |
| 0:40.1 | It's always like a special treat. Of course. A shift in energy. I hate to miss the toast. I'm like toxic work, you know, like we have to do the show. I was so deeply unwell. And of course I did end up giving. I don't even want to say the Nodo virus because it wasn't that. |
| 0:53.2 | And like once you've actually had the Nodo virus, it's unmistakable. |
| 0:56.0 | That is like, that's the, like, everything underneath that like is just, you know, a little bug, a little virus. But you can have like a serious stomach bug. Like you don't have to. It wasn't serious. You don't have to diminish what you had just because they're not Noro. But like when I everyone like you know my legacy is the noro like whenever people |
| 1:12.4 | see notovirus like it makes him think of me. I love that. It's like that in physical therapy. It's like what people think of when they think of me. And I just want you guys like I wasn't having that. Don't worry. I took like a little smaller version of that. And then of course I gave it to Ben who like had to be so drama. |
| 1:25.4 | He like also had a fever. |
| 1:26.4 | I'm like, you didn't have to go and have a fever. |
| 1:28.9 | Yeah, like, can you just start right now? |
| 1:29.7 | Like, if I gave it to you, |
| 1:30.5 | you obviously have a fever you like can you just stop right now like if I gave it to |
| 1:30.3 | you you obviously have a lesser version of it but like stop acting like it's more whatever that's why I was out on Friday so I'm sure you guys miss me so much although the rumors were swirling that I was out on Friday because I didn't want to speak you didn't want to come face to face with Garbage Gate. |
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