I'm I'm Richard Porter and this is Smith and Sniff a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.

Hey, I was a proper European businessman yesterday, guys.

Because I went very early to the railway station and then got a train to Kings Cross and then walked

across the road and then went to St Pancras and then went straight through Buzznus class to get on the Eurostar to Paris and it was so

effortless and great and I remember even when my eyes were itching because they were so tired the

jingles in the railway station in foreign railway station is so jovial.

Oh yes and and also I noticed the quasant in the business class lounge.

I know this is sounding wanky, hear me out.

The quasons were so bloated, they were massive, They were almost the size of an American rugby, American football.

Oh, they were so huge.

Sometimes when they're like that, I get the urge to pick one up and pretend it's a phone.

Oh do you? That's a very bad thing to do. I've never done it. I just have an urge.

Like, because they do look like an 80s novelty phone.

Do you remember in the 80s where the novelty phone business boomed and you get like Garfield

phones and shoe phones and phones that look like the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand and all sorts and it was like I don't know where that I suppose because no one has landline phones anymore that market sort of gone.

Argos met catalogue used to have loads of amazing ones and I always wanted the there was a

Thunderbird 2 one on its plinth about to blast off yeah and I think it used to sing the theme tune to Thunderbirds. I always wanted that one.

But the Garfield one, funny you should mention Garfield because in Cornwall they keep

washing up on the beach and have done for years you know about this yes a very weird story

so well basically did it's a container come off a boat yes and got washed into a

I was going to say a cleft, I don't mean, it got washed into a crevice.

Okay, a crevice, yeah, maybe a crevice.

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