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Giles Coren Has No Idea

Goodbye neighbour, hello Prime Minister..?

Giles Coren Has No Idea

The Times

News & Politics, Unknown, News

4.31.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

A new dawn has broken, has it not… well something like that. Giles and Esther channel their inner Nostradamus to predict last night’s results. If, as assumed Sir Keir becomes PM, what does it mean for his family? Giles considers penning an ode to Kentish Town and all that the Starmers will leave behind.

As Sir Keir awaits his big result, Giles is waiting for his own important phone call, but its from the NHS so who knows when it will come, today, tomorrow…never.  

Rumours abound of very underhand tactics being planned within the parental whats app groups of certain private schools. Will it be enough to change Labour policy?

Amidst the big news a smaller but perhaps more meaningful event, the closing of a chapter in the Coren household. When dealing with the emotional toll of children growing up, who better to turn to than A. A. Milne or F. Scott Fitzgerald?  

Finally, women are better at espionage than men…how else did Dame Judi make it to be head of MI6..?



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0:00.0

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0:15.0

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0:18.0

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0:20.0

Oh, watch out for the jacket.

0:22.0

Thanks, mate.

0:23.0

Come on, man, I've got your bag.

0:25.0

I'm dead.

0:26.0

No, we'll fight in your name, Magic Monk.

0:28.0

Good luck fellow knights.

0:29.0

I'll catch you guys up.

0:30.0

Oh, my lead!

0:31.0

Hello, who's that?

0:32.0

Keith or Dragon Slayer 42 at your service.

0:34.7

Welcome to the clan my friend. Yes you've got it. Go go go go go.

0:38.0

Come on Dragon Slayer smashed it.

0:41.0

Three's network is 5G so yours can slay level 53.

0:45.0

Oh no, my lead!

0:47.0

Well play, Keith.

0:48.0

Life needs a big network.

0:50.0

Three.

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