The So, People, how you doing? Yeah, I'm good, thank you. I've watched all the football this week, but apart from that I've had a lovely week thank you

Very good. Yeah You know I'm running out of words

Anyone who reads rant knows that I like to throw in the random long word just for the sake of it.

I had to reach into the thesaurus this weekend to try and work out how to describe boredom,

soporific, dull, anemic, and other words of that nature.

Yeah, it's not just been boring, it's also been bad, which I think is a little bit different to the kind of boring it was.

Yeah, actually, watching the game this weekend, actually made me angry.

And I don't often get angry watching football these days and not angry because United were

doing something really dumb or were terrible in defense or anything like that but

the anger at the utter utter pointlessness of most of the United's play.

478 passes United completed, of which only 160 something

were in the final third.

You know, and compare that to Leicester completing 169 of something like 200.

So most of the United's play is condensed into what Van Hal calls the 60, I think think the middle third of the pitch and really doing

very little sidewards sidewards sidewards and very very slow.

Yeah so let's start with PSV shall we we? Rooney back in the side and, you know, his attack

collapsed around him.

That's really unfair.

The first half, we were all right, actually,

in that game, made some pretty good chances.

Marcel had a couple of chances which he didn't take at the near post.

Lingard had a chance or two.

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