Good Times: 29

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Hey buddy, we’re not gonna give you the runaround: what we got going on here is a cult. Down the hall to the right is gonna be the robe closet, offerings can be made through this Venmo QR code here, the wifi is on the cork board in the kitchen. Director Montgomery will present the Word of the Day after lunch. Unfortunately, Director Batt is currently laid up due to a roller blading injury that no-one could have seen coming.

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0:00.0	Ignore everything that happened before this moment.
0:25.0	Not just on the podcast, but in your life.
0:27.4	Your new life starts today.
0:31.8	And I'm here to tell you that your potential is limitless
0:35.4	and the possibilities are endless with what you do with this time now.
0:39.6	Forget who you were.
0:40.8	Forget your old friends and family.
0:42.6	They're gone.
0:43.3	They're not important anymore.
0:44.3	You've got to cut these people out.
0:45.1	We are your friends in family now.
0:46.3	You're telling me we've got to cut these people out?
0:47.8	We are your friends exclusively.
0:52.2	And with time and affection and your money,
0:57.9	enthusiastic recurring payments.
1:00.1	And enthusiastic consent, we will become your family.
1:02.8	You will become our family and you will become, we will become financially dependent
1:08.6	on you and in turn you will become, once we have the money, financially dependent on you and in turn you will become once we have the money financially
1:14.2	dependent on us. What does that mean? It's a circular economy. Read a book, guys. We're not
1:21.7	trying to separate you from your money. We're trying to make your money work for you. And also get you a healthy
1:29.2	distance from your money because if you're just surrounded by your money too much, that's also not healthy.
1:34.9	Money is a corrupting force and you're here. We're here to liberate you. You do need people
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