Good Morning Wheat & Wheat By-Products

Good Morning Night Vale

Night Vale Presents

Comedy

4.7 • 818 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Meg, Symphony and Hal discuss episode 11 of Welcome to Night Vale: Wheat & Wheat By-Products. They theorize the possibility that this episode is a staggering allegory about celiac disease. They chat about the shelf life of satire, whether they want to be drowned or want to drown anyone, and tell fun stories about how theaters are death traps. In the FanZone™ we hear from listeners about Cecil’s fan fiction, treating throat spiders with medical marijuana and a story about being saved from a mosh pit by the glow cloud, ALL HAIL!

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Good Morning Night Vale is a production of Night Vale Presents

Hosted by Symphony Sanders, Hal Lublin, and Meg Bashwiner

Produced by Meg Bashwiner

Edited by Grant Stewart

Mixed by Vincent Cacchione

Theme Music by Disparition

Logo by Rob Wilson

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Today's air quality is Mov and speckled.
0:10.2	Good morning, Nightfell.
0:13.0	I'm going to Hey y'all. It's us again. It's me, your friend, Meg Bashwinner.
0:33.9	It's me, your friend of me, Hal Lublin.
0:36.5	And hey, it's me, your bestie, symphony.
0:40.5	And we are here today, as always, to talk to you about the hit podcast.
0:47.5	Welcome to Night Vale.
0:49.4	And we do, why do we do it?
0:51.8	I mean, because we love it.
0:54.1	That's why I do it. I mean, because we love it.
0:55.3	That's why I do it.
0:57.3	We love this show.
1:01.3	And it's so fun to take a deep dive into these episodes.
1:02.3	Yep.
1:06.6	And here we are at episode 11, wheat and wheat byproducts.
1:25.8	So the description for this episode is an important announcement from the Nightvale Council for Commerce to regularly consume wheat and wheat byproducts, plus the dangers of discount bloodstones, property taxes going up, and changes afoot in our insurance policies. And all of those things come true.
1:34.1	Well, this episode, you know, really spoke to my heart because I enjoy wheat and wheat byproducts.
1:34.7	What about you guys?
1:35.8	They're my favorite.
1:37.0	Although I do like corn as well.
1:40.0	So just like wheat and corn.
1:43.8	You're like a settlers of can tan game yes that's i am that's
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