You've reached the voicemail of Cecil Gershman Palmer.

That might seem like an easy thing to do.

But think about how long you had to stay alive just to learn how a phone works and who I am.

Congratulations yourself on that.

Give yourself a vigorous pat on the back.

And don't forget to leave a message after the heavily distorted sample of a man saying,

I just couldn't eat another bite.

I just couldn't eat I love your bite.

Good morning, Nightvale.

Hey, everybody.

It's Meg Bashwinner, and my outgoing voicemail message is,

you've reached the voicemail of Meg Bashwinner.

She encourages you not to spend your life waiting for the beep. And I'm Symphony Sanders and my voicemail is, hi, you've reached Symphony Sanders. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message after the beep. And I'll get back to you soon as I can. Have a great day.

And I'm Hal Lublin. And my voicemail is very similar to symphonies, except I say my name

and not hers because I did it before I met her. And this is Good Morning Night Vale. I've never

called Meg's phone, and now I feel like I need to call it to hear the voicemail message. I've always

just texted because we're in the age of texting. Don't call me here. Don't call. I'll never call you. I promise. I promise I won't call me at this number. I won't. I never will. I promise.

Anyways, good morning, Nightville. It is a recap of Well, there, Nightville. We are all actors of the show and actors in this specific episode.

And we're breaking it down and going back through it week by week by week.

And this week.

Oh, and this week.

Oh, sorry.

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