Flying is actually the safest mode of transportation.

The second safest is dreaming.

The third safest is decomposing into rich earth and drifting away with the wind and rain.

Good morning, Nightvale.

Thank you. Hello, everybody.

I'm Hal Lublin, your favorite, Hal.

I am Meg, your third favorite Meg after Megan Markle and Meg Ryan. And I'm Symphony.

You're, well, only symphony. And this is Good Morning Night Vale. And what are we doing here,

you guys? What we do every time we do this show. We go back painstakingly through

each episode. We talk about that and a whole bunch of other stuff because it's our show.

And it's the Lord's Work. Yes, you're welcome. We're journalists and we're doing the Lord's

work, so you're welcome. This episode is episode number 39, the woman from Italy.

A woman from Italy arrived in our town and we're not quite sure what she wants or what she

is doing to us with her presence.

Plus, a local hardware store cracks down on the crowds of baristas outside their shop,

an update on Koshak's kittens, and a look at traffic.

Every time I do that, by the way,

I feel like I have, like, local, Clarkville, Tennessee News, a woman from Italy arrived in our town,

and we're not quite sure what she wants or what she's doing to us with her presence. Plus,

coming up at five sports. You, that is. And wouldn't that be, I just thought now, like, wouldn't that be funny if you had been the voice of Nightville and then what different tone it would be?

Hey, everybody.

Weird helicopters in the sky.

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