Fake it till you make it.

Mike it till you like it.

Book it till you look it.

Good morning, Night Vale. Hi, you know, it's Hal.

Hi, Meg, and you don't know.

Hey, baby, you know who it is.

It's info.

And we are here as your lovely try host,

always talking about Nightvale because we are cast members. And we just like to talk about it because it's fun and we really enjoy it, but also hard-hitting journalism. Okay? That's what we're

here for.

And right now, it is September 19th, a Tuesday, at 8 p.m. Central time.

But in your time, it's almost Halloween.

Spooky.

But this episode is also a little spooky, I think.

I hope your costumes are all picked out, and maybe you're listening to this right now, as you sew the last sequence on, and you glue the last spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky scary thing together for your costume.

And hey, you worked hard to get to Halloween. So if you want an extra fun-sized snicker out of that

bag that you got for the neighborhood kids and there's only three left, you have one.

You should have it.

You deserve it.

That's a treat for you.

They'll never know that you bought it.

They're going to come looking.

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