Once again, the turning of the seasons, nearly imperceptible here, a shading of the desert heat.

But we feel the change in the thrum of our bodies and the texture of the sand.

There is rain once in a while, if not here, then somewhere else, surely.

Wild Spring has stepped in for her stolid winter sister.

It's April and something is different.

It's April and the days have depth and vibrance.

It's April, and so dear listeners, Nightville Community Radio is pleased to present

the April monologues.

Good morning, Nightville.

Hey, all you, babes. It's me. Your boo symphony.

And it's me. Your friend that you met that one time that you hang out sometimes and occasionally like each other's stuff on the internet.

But maybe one day you'll hang out again. It probably won't be awkward. Meg.

And hey, don't you know me from

somewhere? No, not from that. I'm pretty sure. That'll come to me later. I'm Hal. And we are all

cast members and welcome to Night Vale here now to discuss Welcome to Nightvale as we listen to Welcome

to Nightvale episode by episode and bring you all the insight you've come to expect from the three of us and more food talk than you ever knew you wanted.

So let's talk about. Oh, by the way, it is April 8th, 2021, the year of our flying spaghetti monster.

Mm-hmm. Long may he wave. We are recording this in April. the way, it is April 8th, 2021, the year of our flying spaghetti monster.

Long may he wave. We are recording this in April, but you won't hear it till May.

So it's the April monologues for us, but not for you. So just know that.

April monologues, bring May podcast. Yes, exactly. That's right.

That's the adage that we've all come to know.

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