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🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An apple a day keeps the doctor away. |
| 0:08.2 | But it brings all the horses to the yard. |
| 0:12.0 | Good morning night veil. Oh, hey, oh hey, his for horses, it's Meg. |
| 0:32.7 | Nay, I say, good sir, it is me, hell. |
| 0:36.8 | Two horses couldn't keep me away. |
| 0:41.9 | It's me, Syphany. |
| 0:43.6 | And no, it's wild horses. |
| 0:46.3 | My bad. |
| 0:46.8 | Whatever. |
| 0:47.5 | Did you say two horses? |
| 0:48.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.1 | Is that song about Mick Jagger saying, if you had three horses, I would stay away, but because you have two, I'm coming over to hang out? |
| 0:57.5 | Well, one horse just wasn't enough, you know? |
| 1:01.0 | Two horses. |
| 1:03.7 | We are here to talk to you today about our favorite subject. |
| 1:09.2 | Welcome to Night Vale. |
| 1:29.1 | And we do it because horses. And horses, yes, because we love it. We love you. And we love each other. We're all cast members of this fantastic podcast. And we've been, we're also scholars, honestly, of the text, the ancient texts of Welcome to Nightvale. |
| 1:37.8 | And we are recording this episode on Monday, April 18th, at 1012 p.m. Central Standard Time. |
| 1:39.0 | It's August 18th. |
| 1:39.9 | What did I say? |
| 1:40.8 | It said April. Horses kneel before you. |
| 1:42.8 | That's what I said now. Horses. H before you. That's what I said now. |
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