In 1994, Lawrence Henwick lived an easily unnoticed life.

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Hey, everybody, it's me, Symphony, and I wanted to talk to you today about Hello, Fresh.

Hi, it's me, Meg, and I'm not going to name names, but I have been less than Fresh from using a product that I said worked.

What? And what are we doing? Listen, I love us. You want to sponsor my podcast, go ahead and do it. I will say whatever you want me to say. Say what you? And as a listener, you can take me either at my word or not. Take me, baby. Is this something you're currently struggling with? Freshness. What, a lack of-no. A lack of freshness? Yeah. Well, I'm not going to name a product,

but I have to say, like, I feel like there's choices in this life. You can either choose to have

a product that works really good or a product that doesn't give you armpit cancer. And,

you know, right?

So I pick the no armpit cancer.

Yeah.

So I have to, I'm going to have to find another way to die because that's not going to be armpit cancer.

And sometimes, you know, those options just don't leave you smelling the freshest, like you start out fresh.

Like, it smells good initially. But it doesn't stop the funk, you know? And you can't, as I say, fake the funk. And listen, and it's not egregious,

you know, like, I'm regularly showering and using soaps and stuff, but like,

soaps. It's not great. Tinctures. Right? Like, it's not like a secret platinum where like you don't sweat and you smell like the deodorant aisle in the CVS. Yeah. Damn, I used to wear a secret. You get Alzheimer's when you're 12. So, yeah, secret platinum was the shit. That is, listen, if you don't care about dying, it works good. And you want.

If you're not scared of that's aluminiums or whatever in your pits, you know, clogging up your

lymph or whatever, it's up to you. But, you know, those are, who knows, everything's going to

kill us at some point. And I've got plenty of untoward activities that

I do.

How do you think I broke this leg, you know?

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