Lost. Cat. Cat? Probably a cat. Last scene hovering four feet off the ground in the radio station bathroom. Reward if found.

Good morning, Symphony.

And it's me, Meg. And Hal's not here.

No.

He's potentially having to escape of wildfire. So.

Fingers crossed.

So fingers crossed that Hal is doing okay.

But so we're going to trudge on without him because that's what he would want us to do,

is podcast against all odds, against the very natural elements of the earth.

Because it's our job tonight to carry the torch.

Not that torch, that's the fire torch, but the torch of...

No.

Recapping every episode of the hit popular podcast, Welcome to Night Vale.

And talking about your theory, thoughts, and questions.

Tonight in our world is Monday, May 18th, 2026, and Symphony's about to go on tour to Europe.

This episode is going to come out after she's back, so that's happening.

So ready.

So it'll be, wow, what a conundrum that is, where I'll be truthfully back in America already when this airs.

But when you hear this, I don't know nothing about what's happening in Europe.

It could go crazy.

Yeah.

Let's hope it doesn't.

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