Good Morning Guidelines for Retrieval

Good Morning Night Vale

Night Vale Presents

Comedy

4.7 • 839 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Meg, Hal and Symphony discuss episode 199 of Welcome to Night Vale: Guidelines for Retrieval. They chat about hope, trauma and frozen yogurt toppings. They are joined by Night Vale writer Brie Williams for a conversation about the funniest thing you can put in an eye patch, a go to diner order, recurring nightmares and how life experiences inspired this episode. Find out more about calzones on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/goodmorningnightvale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Good Morning Night Vale is a production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hosted by Symphony Sanders, Hal Lublin, and Meg Bashwiner Produced by Meg Bashwiner Edited by Felicia Dominguez Mixed by Vincent Cacchione Theme Music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Premier League is exciting.
0:04.0	It's exhilarating.
0:07.0	And sometimes it's...
0:11.0	So when you need something to help you ride the highest and loads of all that action,
0:17.0	grab a Coke to keep you in the game.
0:20.0	Time to refresh.
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0:58.9	It's that time of year again.
1:01.4	The days are getting shorter, minute by minute, hour by hour.
1:06.2	Decade by millennia.
1:08.1	The darkness grows even closer.
1:14.3	And pumpkin spice lattes are back. Good morning, Nightvale. We, babe, we're back, and it's me, Symphony.
1:32.3	We are here, and it's me, Meg.
1:36.6	It's me, Hal, and this is Welcome to Night Vale.
1:42.6	This is Good Morning Night Vale is what we listen to. And you do three, this is good morning, Nightvale,
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