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Good Morning Night Vale

Good Morning First Date

Good Morning Night Vale

Night Vale Presents

Comedy

4.7818 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Meg, Symphony and Hal discuss episode 26 of Welcome to Night Vale: First Date. They squee over Cecilos and tell stories from their own dating lives. The food chats this week are about flipping tables in the Denny’s and how much Hal needs a Gritty Carvel Cake. In The FanZone CalZone™ we hear from listeners about LGBTQIA+ representation in art and the fashions of Cecil Palmer. 

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Good Morning Night Vale is a production of Night Vale Presents

Hosted by Symphony Sanders, Hal Lublin, and Meg Bashwiner

Produced by Meg Bashwiner

Edited by Grant Stewart

Mixed by Vincent Cacchione

Theme Music by Disparition

Logo by Rob Wilson

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Mountains, endless mountains, peak after barren peak.

0:05.9

And what lies restless in the shadowed valleys?

0:08.7

I cannot say, I cannot say.

0:11.0

Good morning, night veil. Hello, All. My name is Meg, and I'm not part of the all because I'm the one that's talking.

0:36.7

Hi, and I'm Symphony, and I think I'm part of the all because I'm the one that's talking. Hi, and I'm symphony.

0:38.3

And I think I'm part of the all because I'm your friend.

0:41.5

And I'm Hal Lublin, and I'm the official legal representation and guardian of all.

0:47.2

And this is Good Morning Night Vale.

0:49.5

I wanted to sing a holiday song so badly because I love the holiday season. I'm staring right now. As we're

0:55.8

recording this, it is the fifth night of Hanukkah. I'm looking at my menorah, and it looks

1:01.2

like there's been a murder. It looks like somebody's murdered a bunch of candles. Yeah, but like they're

1:05.7

really melting oddly this year. Like these candles wanted to live. When you get to night five, when you start to get to that other side of the, of the

1:15.3

menorah, that's when things start to get really dicey.

1:17.7

And you're like, putting the candle and you're trying to get the center one in, whatever,

1:21.6

the shiks of the shiksa candle.

1:23.3

The shamis, yeah.

1:24.5

The shamis.

1:25.0

And you're just trying to get that one in.

1:27.0

And there's so much fire.

1:28.4

Yeah.

1:29.0

Just don't screw it up.

1:30.4

First night, you're like, cool.

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