But don't you see, you never needed anything else?

The weird was within you the whole time.

Good morning, good afternoon or good evening. Whatever time it is, I just want to hope that you're having a good one. My name is Megan Christine Bashwinner.

That is my Christian name.

On the Welcome Tonightvale podcast, I play the character Deborah, the sentient patch of Hayes.

And I am Symphony Nicole Sanders.

And I play, that is my not so Christian name, my Baptist name, I guess.

And I play Tamika Flynn, your favorite charter.

And I'm Hal Scott Lublin.

My Hebrew name is Hanoh.

That is true.

And I play Steve Carlsberg.

And this is Good Morning Night Vale, where three of the people who just introduced themselves themselves to you who are from Welcome to Night Vale, listen to and discuss episodes of Welcome to Nightvale.

Just so that you know, the current date is the year of your lord 2020, the month of August, and the date is the fifth, which is a Wednesday, which it took me three

times to remember at separate points in this day.

Your lord is the spaghetti monster.

Yeah, the flying, I'm a pasta farian, well-known, well-documented, pastafarian.

Meatballs to y'all, or whatever we say.

Time is definitely gotten weird.

It's hard to remember dates.

When I had my like business insurance job, dates was like very, I knew the date all the time because you, insurance date of loss, like a date that a claim occurs.

It's like very important to identifying

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