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Good morning, night veil.

Thank you. Hello, everybody.

I'm Symphony Sanders, your cute baby friend.

I'm Hal Loveland, and I'm a three-nager.

I'm Meg Bashmanor, and I'm an adult.

Welcome to Good Morning Nightfail.

This is our show where we listen to old episodes of Welcome to Nightvale, and we talk about them.

And that's what we do.

We try to sound smart.

We try to sound interesting, and we try to try. Because we. We try to try to try to do for you. Just try our best. Try our best to be amateur journalists talking to you about this show that we love. And today we're talking about episode number 23, Eternal Scouts. Yes. Two Nightvale Boy Scouts become the first ever to achieve the rank of Eternal

Scout. Plus, an update on the floating cat, changes in who gets to die, and a recruitment

drive for a vague yet menacing government agency. Ladies, we are here, episode 23. I enjoyed

this episode a great deal. What are your thoughts?

Oh, yeah.

I was super excited to get to venture back into the world of the scouts and to see really, because we had

talked about this before, like, what does being an eternal scout exactly mean?

And I think we kind of found out, yeah?

We did.

We learned the hard way what being an eternal scout means.

Yeah, the conversation that we had about the scouts early on was something that we got

emailed about quite a bit of people telling us about all the different ways you can be a scout.

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