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Good Morning Night Vale
Night Vale Presents
4.7 • 839 Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2022
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If you see something crawling across your floor on the dark, don't worry. |
| 0:09.2 | It's probably just a tarantula. |
| 0:12.0 | Good morning, Neville. |
| 0:13.5 | Thank you. Morning Night Vale, it's me Meg Bashburner, and I'm not afraid of spiders. |
| 0:32.5 | I'm afraid of snakes. |
| 0:33.8 | Good morning, Night Vale. It's me, hell of it. I'm terribly afraid of spiders, and I don't care for snakes, but I'm not as afraid of them. |
| 0:42.5 | And hello, Nightvale. It's me, Symphony, and I'm not afraid of spiders because I kill them. I'm not as afraid of snakes because I'll kill them. |
| 0:57.6 | But I am afraid of the dark because you never know. Because you can't kill it. You can't turn off the dark is what you're saying? |
| 1:01.4 | Yeah, you're not Spider-Man. No. No. You never know what's in there waiting. You know? |
| 1:09.6 | Anyways, but here we are once again again, doing what we always do. |
| 1:14.7 | Back on our bullshit, as we say that. |
| 1:17.3 | Yes. |
| 1:17.7 | Sure. |
| 1:18.2 | Sure. |
| 1:18.8 | We are dissecting, going back painstakingly over each and every episode of Welcome to Night Vale. |
| 1:27.9 | Why? |
| 1:28.9 | Just because it's the hit popular podcast? |
| 1:31.4 | No, because we love it. |
| 1:33.7 | Because we're cast members. |
| 1:36.2 | And mostly because we're friends. |
| 1:38.9 | And we are recording this today, Wednesday, May 18th, 1052 Central Time, PM in the year of our spaghetti |
| 1:50.2 | monster, 2020. |
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