When one door closes, another opens.

That's why there's so many raccoons living in your house.

Good morning, Nightville.

Thank you. Hi, it's me, Hal, the voice of Steve Carlsberg and The Body.

Hey, it's me, Symphony, and I play Tamika Flynn, but Tamika Flynn, don't play.

It's me, Meg. I play Deb, the sentient Patch of Hays, who has no body and does play.

And we are three cast members of the hit popular podcast, Welcome to Nightvale.

We are going back through every episode of Welcome to Nightvale and recapping them because we think it's important and we think it's fun.

Today is Thursday, December 1st in our world at 9.53 p.m. Eastern Standard time, or as I like to call it, Mom 2am.

And this episode is going to come out to you on the 15th of December, and we will be, you know, somewhere else in time.

That's right. This episode, the description, is, a sailing vessel is beached near Nightvale,

forcing a group of sailors to seek shelter in town.

Let's talk about it.

Here we go.

Babes.

Part two.

Wild.

Part do. And boy, oh two. Wild. Part Duh.

And boy, oh, boy, things are getting interesting.

So we have like a whole new cast of characters that we're meeting.

We've got the captain, obviously.

The really tall one.

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