Good Morning A Beautiful Dream
Good Morning Night Vale
Night Vale Presents
4.7 • 839 Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Life is like a box of chocolates. |
| 0:07.0 | Unopened, dusty, and beginning to attract a lot of insects. |
| 0:12.0 | Good morning, Nightvale. Hello. |
| 0:30.8 | I was looking at your faces. |
| 0:35.6 | Don't you dare? |
| 0:36.9 | I swear if this gets edited out, I will riot. |
| 0:40.4 | Leave the paws in. |
| 0:41.6 | Let everybody know that sometimes they have to see and hear how the sausage gets made. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm Hal Lublin. |
| 0:47.1 | I play Steve Carlsberg. |
| 0:48.3 | And sometimes I have Carlsberg moments in real life. |
| 0:51.2 | I'm Meg Bashwinner, and I play Deb, the sentient patch of Hayes. And I often have sentient patches of Hayes moments in life. I'm Meg Bashwinner, and I play Deb the Scentient Patch of Hayes, and I often have |
| 0:55.3 | sentient patches of Hayes moments in life. |
| 0:58.8 | And I'm Ziphani Sanders, and I play Tamika Flynn. |
| 1:02.3 | And I most definitely have Tamika moments where I just go into a fit of rage and start |
| 1:08.4 | attacking people. |
| 1:10.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.9 | I'm a little distracted because right before we started recording, we were talking about putting |
| 1:15.2 | toilet paper in the freezer. |
| 1:17.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.7 | And I was, I suggested it as a medical solution to an issue that you can sometimes have after |
| 1:25.4 | eating a lot of spicy foods. |
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