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You can get a ticket and come see me. Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. That's Natasha. I'm Mosha and we have a new tone to our voice because we are now being broadcast. An NPR.

Natasha, how are you?

I'm good.

I have some news. Yes.

We have received a bit of fan mail.

Is it are they nice or did they are nice? They are nice. But we've been we have been called out about our episode last week and I thought it might be good for us to read this call out on the air.

Address it because as we always say the best disinfectant is sunlight. Oh no, that's Oprah that says that but I thought I thought it would be a good a good chitly chat.

Sizz hats don't know shit.

That's right. That is the yeah, that's the too long didn't read version.

But we last week we had a call call call in our friend Cassidy about her roommate that she had been finding poo poo drops in the shower and we had some laughs and we get splattered on the sides of the wall.

And we got we had some laughs and then we got this email and I thought we should read it because hey it's important to us that while we joke we always make sure that we're not being insensitive and Cassidy was saying that she was pretty sure he was douching which was what was causing this poop splatter.

The butt do in the in the only bathroom that they all shares right. Yes, so here we go. Hey honeymoon team I just wanted to write in and say your interview about Cassidy about her gay roommate douching struck me as homophobic at times okay I'm going to just stop you there and say no if I can didn't and let's move on.

So that's about as much as I want to address here no okay our friend goes on to say I wanted to clear up some details about douching because your presumably majority straight I think that's fair I think our yes audience although I hope I hope we have I feel like we have a we have sys hat's galore but I feel like we have some a bunch of queer people that call into I hope I think so needs to understand that gay man douching is an important part of our sex lives and our freedom and we often face a lot of discrimination on the basis of the

eating to do that from straight people we cohabit with case in point the caller calling saying that she wanted the gay guy in her house to move out because douching grossed her out she said she wanted him to not do it in the back in the shower I think to put a finer you said you should do so over the toilet and I it later in this in this letter we will find out that perhaps I was incorrect now I do think to Cassidy's credit and to our credit it was not douching that was gross but in fact the it was the

residual detour douch tried us that was left behind in the shower but you know sometimes when you make them when you make some jokies you end up saying something dumb or boneheaded or insensitive and I am not I am not immune to such a thing would you mind not saying jokies see you try your best and sometimes you say something really stupid like jokies

before I go any further though leaving poop anywhere is not a part of douching okay that I think that's right yeah thank you for agreeing with that and it's understandable that it's not acceptable to leave any evidence behind in a shared bathroom gays literally don't have sex unless I think we should clarify this person probably means gay I would assume gay men most likely or mostly don't have sex on us one or both partners are douched it's not a shit show therefore if you have a sexually active gay friend in your life

this person has it sometime or another douch their ass and probably does it frequently I didn't know that I did know that I feel like a fucking idiot oh really I didn't I didn't know that well I was aware of this I was aware of this phenomena and also you know who else does the but douche a lot adult film performers

okay because they you know nobody as pepe as pepe said if you fucking up the ass you're gonna get peanut buttered and we don't want that we don't want that on film what about all the sys hats out there who have who like touch their boyfriends asshole are they all supposed to do you know what I think that probably people probably gay men have more experience in that particular realm and that's why they know things that we don't know and

as you said sys hats a shit or something like that or certainly don't know shit okay it's not okay to just express disgust at the idea of gays doing what they need to do to have sex that's literally homophobia

okay but I just just to express like oh straight fragility I hear it straight fragility I was saying it was gross to me to think of having to shower in a shower that had someone else's shit splattered on the walls

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