Good Friends with Andrew Santino

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Mazel Morons! Today we’re joined by the one and only Andrew Santino, who immediately makes himself at home- talking read receipts, parents’ nightstands, and whether or not we should be the next Blippy. He walks us through bombing himself in the face mid-standup (yes, with the mic), the realities of microdosing, and why one small moment can ruin an otherwise perfect show. We get into family dynamics, dating red flags, and the unspoken rules of meeting your partner’s parents- plus a passionate breakdown of in-home hibachi, golf, and the kinds of guys our wives should be with if it’s not us. It’s unhinged, honest, and if you don’t like it- what are ya nuts?! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS Go to https://kachava.com and use code GOODGUYS for 15% off your first order. Start building your credit the easy way. Go to Super.com/credit right now to see how Super+can help you boost your credit score. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Blippy. That's, yeah, watch Blippy.
0:01.7	It's a $250 million empire.
0:04.7	So smart.
0:06.0	Why didn't we do that?
0:07.2	I don't think it's too late.
0:10.1	Hi!
0:13.0	How are you?
0:15.8	A little catchy tune.
0:19.8	Yeah.
0:20.4	Give me your attention.
0:23.6	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:31.1	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:41.3	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:43.3	Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:45.3	We're not the great guys.
0:47.3	We're just so good and good a good good guys.
0:51.3	Oh, oh.
0:52.3	Mazum rungs, welcome to the Good Guys podcast. We have the great Andrew Santino here, and I don't say that lightly. So freaking funny, so amazing. You obviously already know him. Andrew, quick question for you. If you're texting with someone, they're not texting you back. You see them just posting Instagram stories. Are you blowing them up? Like, why the fuck haven't you answered me?
1:11.3	Ooh, very good question. Depends on whom I am texting, right? Like Bobby Lee is probably one of my
1:17.0	best friends on earth, my little, my little co-host, my little kimchi noodle, my favorite boy.
1:21.4	If I text him, I know there might be a day delay because he sleeps till 4 p.m.
1:27.8	Right.
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