All right, welcome to the program, y'all for realsies, let's go. I do feel like half of our show is just getting ready for the show. Last week we had Grace O'Malley on the podcast. That was a delight. That was a nice, you know. And you were in New York. I was in New York. It was not your new set. No, no, no. I'm not in Charlie Sheen's therapist office in Tarzana. No, I'm not. We are into very regal chairs. I asked to not have those, but they were there. Yeah, I saw the text. You said, nope, just regular chairs, please. And then when I saw the footage, I was like, they didn't listen. No one. I mean, you see, you see, I only communicate clearly to people who don't listen. You listen, which is why I can't. It makes me shut down. I'm like, you should know me by now. Pat, when you ask me a question, the anger that comes up that's like, you know the answer to this. Like, you know me better than I do at this point.

Yeah.

How dare you?

Every, to me, every question you asked me is rhetorical.

Okay, let's get to the show.

I am so excited for the next hour of being so deeply correct.

I just want you to know that every, we've done how many episodes?

305.

That I have, there's always a little glimmer of like, is that a crazy take?

You're going to change your mind about that later.

It's fine.

You're an entertainer.

Just like, say it as long as it's this.

I just want you to know that this is a TED Talk, frankly.

This episode should just be in the museum of knowledge, permanent knowledge.

That's how correct I am.

So 70% of young people would like to be influencers

when they grow up.

Firstly, that's not enough.

It's a low number and we need to get it up.

Now, to all of you who are coming at me like 70% of young people want to be influencers,

it takes every ounce of self-control in my body to be like, what do you want them to be?

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