Hi Anna.

And hey, everybody else. And welcome to our podcast. Scary stories to tell on the pod. Hi, Anna. Hi, Andrew.

And hey, everybody else.

And welcome to our podcast.

Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod.

It is a podcast about scary stories, urban legends, spooky things you tell us about. But it is a light, chatty comedy podcast about those things.

So think about if Chuckie from the film Child's play

were instead replaced by Teddy Ruxbin,

and he came to life not to steal the body of a child,

but to tell stories of the land from which he comes from.

Okay, you're telling us that that's what this is?

That's what this is. Well, then I'm on board. I'm just thinking, Teddy Rexman needs a return in some way. Where did he come from? Where did he come from? And we're not talking about Ted the foul mouth bear from the mind of Seth McFarland. My God. We're not. I want genuine. I don't want eye rolling. I don't want winking to the audience.

I don't want to hear a bear swear in a Boston accent. No less. No. We're not doing that.

We can do that. It's just not what we're talking about. Anyway, sorry. You go ahead. I cut you off.

We've taken our little customary November break, which we needed, boy, oh boy. No one felt anything.

Right.

And nothing was bad.

And nothing will continue to be bad.

No one threw up and almost shit their pants at the same time when they checked their

phone.

Oh, God.

Things are bleak.

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