Stop all the clocks.

Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, silence the pianos and with muffled drum, bring out the coffin and let the mourners come.

Blackburn Rovers drew a league match.

Love is dead, fun is prohibited, and these statistical quirks that help us keep the

tears away never last, and a part of my soul has been extinguished. But, on today's episode, we recap the whole EFL weekend in the championship.

Last of the Summer Wine, more like first of the season twine.

9.45 on a Friday night is now known as twine time as Scott spins a cracking yarn,

extending Burnley's string of league wins to eight.

And on Saturday, we saw another rendition of Wagner's ride of the valiant canaries.

And we finished with Sundayland as Carrick's borough melt on Mowbray's hot liquid black cats.

In League one, it was Fog on the Thames.

Oxford beating Ipswich late, apparently.

And there's a moose on the loose on the south coast.

And he's got a taste for winning football matches. League 2 was 75% frozen, but we'll let it go because we saw some Kung Fu

fighting and three massive results at top and bottom. Good Evans, George Ehrlich. What a show in store.

This is the NTT 20 podcast podcast sponsored by Betfair.

What an intro. I feel like you and I have been playing up front together for the last six

seasons. We've both been getting like 15, 20 goals. The fans love us the same amount.

And then you've suddenly come back from preseason and you're a different animal and I don't

know what to do. How am I going to keep up with this? There is no way that I can replicate the kind

of formula showing those intros. I need to find a way to up my game. The range of emotions I've felt

during that is quite extraordinary. I don't know what to do. I have every faith that you will find

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