Good Cop, Black Cop

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:20.9	inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at
0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. Hey, bad friends. I'm on tour. Come see me this week and I'm going
0:33.1	to be in Florida at Fort Lauderdale. Go to Andersensiner.com and also New Year's Eve.
0:36.9	I'm going to be in Phoenix doing New Year's shows and then all next year I'm everywhere.
0:40.5	Go to Andersensiner.com. Andersensiner.com for those tickets.
0:43.7	Hey guys, I'm Steve. What's going on? It's really good to be here and you know, you
0:51.2	are two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. You two are disgusting. You two are disgusting.
0:58.2	You two are something. You're bad friends. Hey, Andrew, you want to see Judas right here,
1:07.1	boy. Black Judas boy. Look at this boy. Look at the photo. Oh, I'm not going to be
1:19.0	here. Oh, I've never seen his face like that. Holy shit. That was real anger. Oh, that
1:26.5	was a pure rage washing over his face. This is insane, dude. They were like, Bobby and
1:33.3	Steele go love this come through. And I said, you know what? No, no, we're not. What
1:40.8	is this? We're going to love. I don't, I don't love this shit. Yeah, I don't love
1:44.3	it either. Dude, they're biting off of our shit. Now it's whack. It is whack to you.
1:48.9	Talking to the mic dog. I think your own pro dog is whack. I thought it was. No, dude,
1:53.8	dude. What it is. Okay. Is time what is it? It's Shakespearean. It's Shakespearean.
1:59.4	Betrayal. This is betrayal. Yeah. Look at all the little knives on our backs. We're doing
2:04.3	a Cesar Brothers. We have to put the stuff on. What is this? It's Cesar Brothers Club.
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