All right, y'all.

See what we got here.

I do love my daddy cartooners, boy.

I love that face.

He's like something out of Roger Rabbit or something.

Can't get over those Nike swoosh eyebrows.

All right.

Let's see what we got.

Let's go ahead and get into it right now.

All right.

So you've seen the horror movies where, you know, it's the beginning of the movie.

People are not really sure what's happening yet, but one person does, and that's the dog.

You know, if anybody senses the evil spirit in the house, the demon, the ghost, that dog is always looking at something in the dark, seeing things what people can't see yet.

And then they just forget about the dog and move on to the stupid-ass humans. He ain't got sentenced to move the fuck out the house. But the dog always senses it first. However, because of all this dog prejudice out here, we never get to see the dog's story. You know? Too much dog rassism out there. Yeah, it really is, man. We never get to see the dog's story. you know? Too much dog racism out there. Yeah, it really is, man.

We never get to see the dog story.

The dog's sinister first.

The dog tried to tell him.

But we just skip right over him.

Never hear his narrative right there.

We need more DEI.

Dog equality and inclusion.

Yes.

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