Good Actors in a Bad Film?
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2024
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
🕵️Johnny English is On The Box today and there’s a generational divide in the room. Is it the work of comedic genius the younger members in the room think it is?
We also learn why there’s no point trying to message Colson with a last minute invite to the gym and in Tricks of the Trade we hear how different Corrie characters convince us they’ve had one too many in the Rovers.
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| 0:00.0 | Let me tell you one thing my mom doesn't know. It was my red sock that found its way into the washing machine and turned a white t-shirt vibrant pink. |
| 0:08.0 | Sorry, mom. |
| 0:10.0 | We've all got something we haven't told our parents or grandparents, as sometimes it's just easier that way. |
| 0:15.6 | But here's something you really do need to let them know. |
| 0:18.6 | Thousands of people over the age of 66 are missing out on pension credit, worth on average £3,900 a year. |
| 0:26.0 | Plus they could also be entitled to the Winter Fuel Payment or the equivalent in Scotland if they |
| 0:31.5 | apply by December 21st. Help a family member or |
| 0:35.0 | friend check their eligibility by searching pension credit on Gov. UK. Hello, this is on the sofa with me Colson Jack and I'm looking at your socks were |
| 0:58.8 | they white yeah I have brought some stuff for them he's mixed them no yeah I have but I have brought some stuff for them. He's mixed them. |
| 1:03.4 | No, yeah, I have. |
| 1:04.5 | But I've brought some pink stuff |
| 1:06.2 | that's meant to sort it out, but I've not got around to it yet. |
| 1:09.2 | Okay, explain what you've got on your feet, |
| 1:11.0 | because it's hot today, bit of a heat wave. You've got on your feet because it's hot today bit of a heat wave you've got |
| 1:13.7 | grey socks which meant to be white white socks and then futuristic white socks and |
| 1:18.9 | easy slides easy slides you can't say you don't know what these are because as soon as you walk into my house |
| 1:24.1 | I do put the first thing you're as far as a pair of sliders. |
| 1:27.4 | They look mad but they're mint dead come. |
| 1:29.6 | I can't wear it. |
| 1:31.6 | The rubber boats. The rubber boats that float away. Quick jump on them. Anyway, |
| 1:37.6 | carry on, sorry Colson. What I was going to say is, to most of you at home, we are Craig, David and Nick. |
| 1:43.7 | But away from the street, we're three best mates. |
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