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2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2016
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
In this thrill-a-minute episode, Jessica survives a biopsy from Dr. Kevorkian and Phoebe braves the Girl Scouts. Plus, Jo Firestone (The Chris Gethard Show), Janine Brito (Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell) and Jen Kirkman (Conan, Drunk History) bring their own ovaries to the stage. It's an all-lady lineup!
Featured Comedians:
Jo Firestone (@kingfirestorm)
Janine Brito (@janinebrito)
Jen Kirkman (@jenkirkman)
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Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | E that you are, Eem, or you are out. |
| 0:03.4 | What are you doing? |
| 0:06.4 | What is that? |
| 0:07.4 | How are you cool? |
| 0:08.4 | I'm beautiful. |
| 0:09.4 | She's so great. |
| 0:10.4 | I know. |
| 0:11.4 | She should never laugh. |
| 0:12.4 | You can never read her. |
| 0:13.4 | That's what I like about her. |
| 0:14.4 | Oh, you know what I mean? |
| 0:15.4 | Yeah, like Donald Trump was like, |
| 0:16.4 | oh, she's not a tani more. |
| 0:17.4 | She's like, yeah, I'm like a 9.9. |
| 0:19.4 | Looks like Heidi Kloom is totally over Donald Trump. |
| 0:22.4 | No more questions about Donald Trump. |
| 0:24.4 | Excuse me, sit down. |
| 0:25.4 | You weren't called. |
| 0:26.4 | Sit down. |
| 0:27.4 | I like Bo and Seale. |
| 0:29.4 | And made some beautiful little babies. |
| 0:31.4 | Oh, no. |
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