What is that goo on the lettuce?

Let's clean out the sound fridge.

One more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Boy, when you forget to check the lettuce and it goes funky, that is so gross.

I'm getting sick to my stomach just thinking about it.

Oh, so terrible.

Which reminds me, a buddy of mine was traveling.

And he sent me a picture of a dude that he took clandestinely in the Atlanta airport.

A guy was wearing a green t-shirt that had a picture of lettuce on it.

And the caption was lettuce the taste of

sadness an anti-letus activist I guess that's funny geez why would you okay all the t-shirts you

could purchase and wear that's funny uh so let's clean out the sound fridge at least a little bit. We're so

you created. Oh, sorry metal guy. Right. That's what we're doing. We're, you know, pretty heavy

during the show on Volodymyra Zelensky's speech and the foreign minister and reaction

and reports and that sort of stuff.

But we have some jokes.

Michael, do you just want to choose them or set them off?

Yeah, I'll just go through.

Do they need any set up?

No, here's one about Fallon.

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