Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, we proudly bring to you...

Marmonism!

Lies!

Shut up and sit down!

Hey, how are you?

I'm starting to suspect that you are muting me yourself and then saying,

or FM, you're muted.

Is that what's going on now, Bill?

I figure that you know so many quotes from Shakespeare and movies and music

that I need to get one up on you, and so making you look silly at the beginning is my number one goal.

Well, I don't need a lot of help to look silly, but we are getting started about eight minutes late tonight.

I'm very excited about this because we're having technological issues and or technical issues.

And I just want everybody to know, it's not my fault tonight.

It's not. We had a little bit of a technology snack food at the beginning, but everything seems to be running smooth now,

and we're super excited to be with you.

I did want to put one thing up on the screen before we get started, RFM, just to let folks know here,

that this cool thing is going to happen.

John Delin reached out to me a few weeks back, maybe even as much as a month ago,

said that he was thinking about putting together a special event

where I would go up to Salt Lake City with my wife, Amanda,

and sit down for a long Mormon stories interview.

And folks think because I've been on Mormon stories, I think four times at this point.

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