Hey, everyone. Today's book teaches a key lesson. If you ever get revenge on someone for cheating on you,

they'll just say, see, that's why I cheated on you. You can't win. But do it anyway. Today's

book is Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn. I'm Kellynneurskin. I'm a comic, a father, and after reading

this, now a frightened, suspicious husband.

And I'm David Vance. Since reading this book, now every year for attack season, I fake my death.

Gone Girl is part murder mystery, part rom-com. It's what happens when you mix meat cute with meat hooks.

And this is the bookpile.

Reminder to please rate and review the bookpile,

because much like Amy from Gone Girl,

we both look down on you and crave your admiration.

All right, Ms. Jess Machocker-Macher says,

We happen to be taking a road trip over kids spring break.

Oh, man, the first I sounded very tragic road trip over kids.

We happen to be taking a road trip over a kid's spring break,

and now we've listened to several of your episodes.

We appreciate your humor and really enjoy the podcast, even if our kids were bored and now we've listened to several of your episodes we appreciate your

humor and really enjoy the podcast even if our kids were bored okay this is the first time

i'm reading this it kept the drivers entertaining gave the kids a more authentic road trip

experience man and they really lean into it. Like, you know how kids are

bored in the car? Those kids could be like three or four. And they haven't left a review,

so it's the parents that count. Call me when they're monetizable. I did a bunch of shows in

Alaska last week, and one of them was at this theater that didn't

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