GOML LIVE #82 | INAUGURATED (Part 1)

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Getoffmylawn, Comedy, Podcast, Society & Culture, Gavinmcinnes

4.7 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

We get totally inaugurated on this episode as the emperor of McDonald's explained why she flew to earth and saved humanity from itself.

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0:00.0	Oh, why from New York? It's Get Off My One with Gavin McKinnis.
0:20.0	Oh, who can have it if you want me? All I need is a little shrimp money. I need a place where all this shit in my closet.
0:32.0	I need a place to put all my electronics in nice.
0:36.0	Oh, hey, nice. You ain't the last but you gotta not space.
0:46.0	I'll back a fit all my shit in so place. Got a collection of bitches calculators.
0:53.0	If you don't like it, we'll pay by see you later.
0:56.0	Hey, nice.
0:58.0	Hey, nice.
1:02.0	Hey, nice.
1:06.0	Hey, nice.
1:14.0	So the inauguration, that's a big deal.
1:21.0	We had a 22 year old black girl talking to us like she's Jesus Christ and a bunch of other platitudes from all sides.
1:30.0	I hate speeches. People just go to do the speech. What speech? The speech?
1:36.0	A thing a guy wrote for someone on a teleprompter? I don't care about speeches. I like the debates.
1:42.0	I like interviews where they're off the cuff but speeches are for creatures.
1:48.0	That's kind of a slang for creatures. It's like Valley Girl talk. Like, y'all, or maybe like Bronx.
1:56.0	Like, y'all, there's lots of creatures there.
1:58.0	Creates.
2:00.0	When I was just an accent. Those were the Viagra boys from Stockholm.
2:04.0	Like an awesome band that went to talk in a booth.
2:08.0	I should probably have a tattoo on my forehead at this point.
2:14.0	Like, I'm that level of weird as far as the way I'm perceived.
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