Oh, I'm from New York. It's Get Off My One with Gavin McKinnis.

That was the Mr. T experience. Gilman Street.

I'm a pussy.

I knew today was going to be sparring and I had nightmares all night.

By the way, you see this thing holding up my computer?

I come into the studio, Ryan has my computer face down and he's washing the bottom of it, thinking he's doing a good thing.

I'm helping out. I go, what are you doing? It left a black mark whenever you moved your computer, so I'm just washing the bottom of it, so that won't be a problem.

And then I pick my computer up and it falls down now if I don't have this hard drive there. Look at this.

Plop. Thanks for helping out, guy. Thanks for washing the bottom of something.

I do feel bad, but I meant well.

Oh, that's all that matters. It's okay. He meant well, folks.

So you can break a $3,000 piece of machinery as long as your heart's in the right place.

I'm probably breaking this fucking hard drive by using it as a prop.

We've got to come up with a better solution. Obviously you went straight to Amazon and bought me the little crank thing that fixes that problem, right?

It's coming.

When? Well, check your order on Amazon.

Oh, no, no, you don't understand.

Oh, so you didn't order it yet. No. But you think you will.

I know I will. That's like that Louis CK bit where he goes.

I was on a plane sitting in first class and there was a soldier who came on.

He was on a plane with a Marine and he has clearly just come back from Afghanistan and he thought,

I'm going to get up and give him my seat because that's just the kind of guy I am.

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