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🗓️ 3 September 2020
⏱️ 38 minutes
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We avoid politics on this live show and indulge in silly stories about the bar, the gym, and our inability to work our own damn soundboard.
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0:00.0 | when |
0:13.5 | You know you can play the air guitar in your 40s but after 50 it's physically I cannot do it. I don't mean |
0:38.3 | I'm not good enough. It's like wearing a red chucktailers or something. Oh it feels weird. |
0:44.2 | Welcome to Get Off My Lawn. This is the live episode from 9 till about 9 30. We're free on iTunes as an audio podcast. |
0:57.1 | And then we go behind the paywall after 9 30 where you can't touch us. Can't touch us. |
1:04.9 | And then from 10 to 11 we take your calls. I also do sketches from 10 to 11 that we then |
1:15.3 | auction off at Gavin's Doodles. You can find the link on censor.tv and we donate 100% of that money |
1:23.9 | to justice for liberty.com. We just sent in another check of 2000. So I think since we started |
1:30.5 | doing the doodles there's been three auctions and it was like 4k, 3k, 2k. So we're almost at 10k |
1:39.7 | for that. And then my cameos have been going to justice for liberty. That's at 4k. So we're 13k |
1:46.7 | recently which is pretty good. It would be nice if we could give Max and John some money when they |
1:54.1 | get out. You know what I mean? Like I think with Max and John that I think their lawyer bills were |
2:03.7 | about 30. Be nice to get that paid off each so 60. And then, um, |
2:11.0 | Megan, family, give them help them get on their feet. The income that they would have gotten, |
2:15.3 | you know, this is a little jump start. Right. Well that's I'm giving to know the money now |
2:20.9 | because she's moving and stuff. But one thing I've learned, one thing I've learned about these |
2:27.3 | live shows is to try not to get wasted. And that's a jump. Dude, I'm so fucking bummed. |
2:35.5 | I just went up a size. Oh no. From 33 to 34. Wow. And it's too small. No way. 150 bucks I |
2:46.3 | spent on all new pants. And they were on sale. 15 bucks each. So I got an expensive pair that |
2:51.5 | was 70 and then $315 or so. So four pairs of pants. Too small. That's terrible. Here's what you do |
2:59.1 | when you buy pants and buying pants. I don't like, um, Mark Maren, but he wrote a great article |
3:06.6 | for the New York Times magazine about how hard it is for men to find pants. |
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