GOML LIVE #57 - JOHNNY DEPP CAN'T ACT

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Getoffmylawn, Comedy, Podcast, Society & Culture, Gavinmcinnes

4.7 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

After we realize how weird it is when a dude you used to hang out with has a new friend, we have a close look at Johnny Depp's acting and discover it sucks.

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0:00.0	Loading of my love
0:30.0	I'm gonna take a bath
0:37.0	Yes, no longer a nervous wreck
0:41.0	Now my tears are gone
0:44.0	They're gone, gone, gone
0:46.0	Put my pants just about an hour ago
0:48.0	Sounds like you pooped your pants three seconds ago
0:50.0	You know, but I'll tell you what
0:52.0	I was a lot more cautious
0:53.0	And I don't know if you know what this says
0:55.0	This is a sculpture my wife got me
0:57.0	When we were dating
0:58.0	Before we were husband and wife and it says here
1:00.0	Please be a fart
1:03.0	It's not funny
1:05.0	And I was talking over today
1:06.0	And I had kind of a chortling tooth
1:08.0	Like a...
1:10.0	God
1:12.0	And I kind of ignored it as one does
1:15.0	And then I'm talking to him in the kitchen
1:18.0	And I go I think I pooped my pants
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