24 hours to be signed

Yeah.

Man, that ghetto blaster is deteriorating.

The pause is perpetually paused.

Hello folks.

Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.

I'm a special episode today.

My babysitter's mom said that my babysitter,

and I don't personally have a babysitter, I'm 49.

I can do whatever I want.

I can stay up all night if I want to.

I can have candy for breakfast.

When my kid's babysitter wants to get into journalism,

and I thought, I would have to sit down with her

for at least an hour to explain all the different routes you could take.

And then I'll just make that a show, send her the link.

So Jenny, not using your real name, this buds for you.

Do you want to talk about you screwing up there?

Yeah, that's the case, the old butter fingers.

So you're even screwing up your defense, because that's not what the term butter fingers comes from.

Is that when you drop something?

Well, yeah, but it means your hands are slippery, like they have butter on them.

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