4.7 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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What other show has 79-year-old abortionists screaming at Catholics, prison stories, calls from prison, fist fights, virgins, Weird Al, Joe Biden, Elon Musk, and two different Jesse Lee Petersons arguing with each other?
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0:00.0 | Oh, I'm from New York. It's Get Off My lawn with Gavin McKinnis. |
0:30.0 | That is no bunny. Who was no more? I dude was accused by his label mates of taking advantage |
0:55.8 | of teenage groupies and he said, yeah, I did. And that was the end of him. That was two years ago. |
1:01.8 | Good jam, though. And I don't advocate fucking teenage girls, but it has been the norm in rock for quite a while. |
1:09.8 | She was just 17. You know what I mean. And the way she looked was way beyond compare. |
1:19.8 | I was like, yeah, how could I dance with another when I saw so standing there. I met the Beatles in person when they came to Manhattan. |
1:31.8 | And I said to John Lennon, if you're a beetle, let me see you fly. So he said to Paul McCartney, what do I say to the bird? |
1:41.8 | He said, ask her does she want our autographs and stupid me. I said, no, you know how much that be worth now with days. |
1:49.8 | I'm sure we can look it up as you may have guests. Sylvia is here. Of course we have our co-host, Maddie O'Dell. |
1:55.8 | Now, everybody can you see it? We've got our clown world in proud boys colors here. Very alarmingly delectable contrast. |
2:05.8 | It really is aesthetically pleasing this black and yellow. Especially with the gold. Let's see yours, Ryan. |
2:13.8 | So as you guys know, our ad sales guy on his watch allowed for one of our clients, Goldco, to have a typo weaponized against us. |
2:31.8 | So it's it was Gavin loves gold, right? It was what it was supposed to be. He sent me Gavin likes gold. |
2:39.8 | One of our either, yeah, one of the baby monsters and your friends are your worst enemies. |
2:45.8 | As Bill Hicks said, they will christen your dumpster. |
2:47.8 | As Ian McKay said, isn't it nice you don't have to look far to find the ones that leave the deepest car? |
2:53.8 | Look at Anthony. Who trashed the studio? Steve Lue. Kevin Brennan. |
2:59.8 | Who attacked his host of one of his shows? Gina Biscotti. No, sorry. |
3:05.8 | You know, sorry. I got that backwards. |
3:07.8 | Well, Pat Dixon. No, it's on record. So can't go back. |
3:11.8 | And even my life, I'm like Antifa threatening me, they're shutting down shows and all that stuff. |
3:17.8 | But like the two people who have hit on my wife in my home are my friends. |
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