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Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

GOML LIVE #160 - AVOCADO TOAST (Part 1)

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

303246

Getoffmylawn, Comedy, Podcast, Society & Culture, Gavinmcinnes

4.75.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

After trying to figure out why some dude in a giant costume would avoid black kids, we take a bunch of calls including some dude who accidentally got a chick pregnant but proudly declares he doesn't eat hipster food.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, I from New York. It's Get Off My Lone with Gavin McKinnis.

0:30.0

Here's my Strutton, Dude, Dude, Dude. Strutton my way on over to you. You're like a Strut, I like you's too.

0:40.0

Strut my way on over to you. Dude like these days got nothing to do. He decide what he's

0:44.5

Do. Strut mornings, Strutton to do. Strut in Nottime Stall.

0:58.5

Hey,wnie. I like you too. I like your mind, if it's Strut for

1:00.4

You. I like your video. I saw stutton N SHOT PA像 THE COMO RUNG

1:07.8

Straton. Who was that by Ryan?

1:11.0

Some gay fucking band. I hate seeing butt cheeks. That's so gay. Oh, you do not like the butt. Ryan. I own chaps.

1:18.3

You know, well, I'm sure you worth stuff under the chaps. Sure.

1:21.9

Unless it's hot. It's just so I like so gross to see butt cheeks guys butt cheeks. That's disgusting. That's gay. So what's the name of the band? Oh?

1:32.2

They're called the

1:34.2

Humphosaurus. Oh, yeah, Humphosaurus. Put your sex against. Nothing similar to primus.

1:40.5

Yeah, I can see that when we were setting up the show Ryan was playing

1:45.2

like Cambrid and Cobraia. No, it was not garbage. It was not co-heat guitar center teacher garbage shit

1:52.9

and then I put on or someone he puts on rock the casbond, but it comes on to I put it on yeah, but it's cousin me you put it on

2:01.3

Yeah, so I put it on and I go see how can you not objectively see that this song is better than the

2:07.8

Guitar Center shit you were playing and he's like I want to see what the new guys are up to I want to see what the new guys

2:12.9

That's old stuff stuff. Okay, that dumb song is new

2:17.9

That's funny and weird and interesting like your guitar center shit is

2:23.6

Fucking garbage. It's for people who teach guitar. I do teach guitar and

2:28.9

Because your Puerto Rican that means you don't teach guitar. I've taught to who my daughter from one night

2:36.0

I've taught other people guitar

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