The I C cool common collected making my way to hipster

Oh I from New York it's get off my lawn with Gavin a Guinness

It's a good place to turn me into goo place whatever it is with the smile, the sorbins and a little wild

I expected you to this day the day was by remarks like he's so cute and whatever he wants

Though the white jacket didn't fit the friends I came with it perfectly so I tried to buy body like sand rubies in late night's rings

I'm going to get by the end of the end there was more than just a little smile

What's it like to get everything wrong every day?

You're like you're ubiquitously wrong you're all things at all times but wrong

That's kind of impressive. Yeah well that's what Satan is. You're the opposite of God

Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the show our Thursday regular is here Mr. Maddie O'Dell hello Matthew

Hi guy, I'm gonna be back. He's at the bar just like Andy Cohen's after hours cheers

Maddie and I are both bikers just like that caller last week who was a trucker because he delivered fresh drag three times

I ride a bike so I'm a biker if you surfed and you stood up once then you're a surfer

True and if you drive a truck that's more than seven feet tall then you're a trucker

He could say he's a professional truck driver because the word professional means just getting paid for it

Be good at it be good at it if you will but as long as you're getting paid you're a professional

You're dude from last week you're supposed to be a little self-conscious like obviously I say biker as a joke

I say surfer as a joke you should have been saying trucker as a joke I used to deliver records

Because what cargo records would do is they'd ship them to the border because it was cheap and then it's very expensive to ship to Canada

So because it's considered like Australia that's the way Americans work they're just like Canada's another world

So they would ship them to the border like Rochester or something I would go down there with my van fill them up and then come back

I wouldn't dare say trucker I'd listen to them bitch about all the stupid little stickers they had to have on the back of their trucks

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