Gomer's Table Saw Near Miss!
Catching Foxes
Luke and Gomer
4.7 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Gomer got a table saw. He turned it on. He respected its raw power. Then, his eye-protection also got sucked into the 5,000 rpm blade, taking his face with it. Also, Luke is naked, eating pudding, and singing to Demi Lovato and his wife catches him. Also, we spend some time deconstructing deconstructionism.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Luke, how's it going? |
| 0:01.9 | I am in a good mood, so don't worry about me losing my mind. |
| 0:11.2 | I've been doing some woodworking, Luke. |
| 0:14.8 | Ooh, tell me about it. |
| 0:16.3 | I've been doing some woodworking. |
| 0:17.2 | Let me tell you, you in the beginning beginning said, Michael, please be careful. |
| 0:22.0 | I don't want you to chop your fingers off. Do you remember saying that? |
| 0:24.4 | Multiple times. It's still, it's a good thing to say. That table saw is terrifying. |
| 0:30.7 | It really is. Not going to lie about that. |
| 0:33.6 | Dad, it needs his podcast and fingers, kids. |
| 0:38.3 | So here's my terrifying story. |
| 0:42.7 | I almost, instead of almost chopping my fingers off on my table saw, |
| 0:47.3 | and I haven't told this to my wife, and she doesn't listen to the show, so it's fine. |
| 0:52.3 | I almost chopped my face off. had the blade really high up you're stressing |
| 0:59.7 | me and i'm and i'm cutting boards and i'm like finally understanding how to do a good decent rip like |
| 1:05.7 | to rip a board means to cut it lengthwise you know so you're feeding a lot of this board in |
| 1:10.4 | and if you cut your own two-by-fours with the make them straight sides it means to cut it lengthwise, you know, so you're feeding a lot of this board in. |
| 1:16.9 | And if you cut your own two by fours with the make them straight sides, it saves you a ton of money and blah, blah, blah. |
| 1:19.0 | So I'm just trying to figure out how to do that, right? |
| 1:21.8 | So I have like three foot boards that I'm feeding in. |
| 1:24.5 | And I need to adjust something. |
| 1:26.5 | So I lean forward. And my eye protection was like they're just an old pair |
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