So the series is called Goliath must fall. Can we say that together? It's at kind of the end of the day. Can we just say that together? Galia must fall. Ooh, that felt like you want Goliath to go down. I like that. I love summer. One of the reasons I love summer is because I can walk about freely with no shoes on. And that's pretty awesome because for a lot of my adult life,

I was plagued by something that is so gruesome and awful that I don't want to talk about it

in public. And when I do, you'll wish I hadn't. But for a lot of my adult life in the summertime,

I did not want to take my shoes off. Because does anybody know what I had? I had, I hate to even say the word. It's just an awful gross word. It's a grotesque idea, but here's what it was, okay? I had toe fungus, okay? Do you know what I'm talking about? Does anybody know what I'm talking about? That kind of yellow stuff that gets under your toenails and then they build up to the thickness of claws and then they kind of curl up on the end of your toes and it's just nastiness. I had that. It started on one toe. I don't know where it came from and then it spread to all the toes and it was uncontrollable. You could file it down. You could soak them in salt water. You could pour vinegar on them do all the online cures you can think of, but they were just like, we're here.

And so for me, if I went to the beach in the sand with the toes, I mean, I'd keep them down under the sand the whole time. Anybody know what I'm talking about? I mean, it's just like, yeah, I'm doing fine, you're doing fine. In the water, out of the water, under the sand. Pool a little more complicated. Maybe the beach towels down there or put the shoes on.

No sandals for me.

Uh-uh, no way.

No flip-flops.

I'm wearing shoes all summer long. maybe the beach towels down there or put the shoes on no sandals for me uh-uh no way no flip-flops

i'm wearing shoes all summer long and finally after years and years and years of the plague

and dreading the summertime and everybody's chilling around in their cool sandals and and you know

everybody's free and barefoot and i'm like ah, ah, I got the toe fungus, you know,

it's terrible.

I know. Anybody know what I'm talking about? Anybody, thank you. Okay, you either have it or know somebody that. That was very proud and bold, and that was kind of scary. It's like, I have it. Yes, I do. Woo. Amazing. Well, pay attention to the next part of this, okay? Anybody know anybody with the toe fungus?

It's kind of scary because when they have it, you can't take your eyes off it.

They're like, hey, how are you all doing?

Welcome to the cookout.

And you're like, hot dog?

Yeah, I think so.

So then I'd seen this commercial on television.

And it was advertising this medicine that could get rid of the toe fungus.

And somehow I just thought, I don't know if that probably doesn't work.

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