Golf Rock (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

This week we're chatting about Tin Cup, a movie about a Cool Golfer, but more importantly, a movie about my two dads being best friends.

Also, we examine the film's soundtrack for evidence of the existence of Golf Rock in songs like "Double Bogey Blues."

Our thirst for knowledge unsatisfied, we explore professional Cool Golfer John Daly's musical output with tracks like "Hit it Hard" and "Working Class Golfer"

Finally, we listen to a conspiracy theorist's "I Told You So" song celebrating the supposed validation of his personal theories like "9/11" and "Michelle Obama is a man"

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0:00.0	Yeah.
0:01.0	So this was the most dirtbag part of the movie was where he's like instructing
0:10.0	Renee Russo at the driving range.
0:14.0	Like eight of his buddies are peering through the windows at him while he like, you know, does get a little too close to her, to be
0:21.7	fair.
0:23.7	He's teaching how to put, right?
0:25.1	Like he's going to do that whole thing.
0:27.6	He also teaches her how to put and he, yeah, he tells her to, uh, well, no, that's just
0:33.2	for every swing.
0:33.9	He tells her to waggle and she wiggles her ass back and forth.
0:37.6	He says, no, I mean the club. And then all peering to the blinds. Yeah.
0:41.1	Hooting and hollering. Yeah, here we go.
0:44.1	It's early Sunday morning. The sun is coming up. I'm on the tea at seven. I'm here to try my love.
0:53.3	They say this game's a tough one, but I'll give it my best shot.
0:57.9	Though the bunkers look like beaches and the green's like parking lots.
1:02.3	Oh, Lord, what am I going to do?
1:16.6	Help me keep my head down save me from those double bogey blues
1:24.6	save me from those double bogey blues it's so literal i love this just telling you about his day it's
1:30.5	Sunday morning I get up early because my my tea is is early and I'm just hoping I
1:35.5	don't do bad but I am gonna do bad this is golf a Canadian thing because this
1:42.6	this this this artist is clearly Canadian.
1:45.8	Because they like spliced.
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