Renee 67, I love Renee. She's wearing a track suit and she does a little cheer for him

and I wrote it down. Gary, Gary, you're the man if you like my ass can throw it in my

can. Yay! Still open for business! Yeah, and that's really encouraging to see.

Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV, short for bad television.

I'm Dylan Saddled up next to one Patrick Hickey. Great to be here once again. It is so great

to be here. You know, I thought about introing the show with a new kind of tagline.

Okay. I've fallen and I can't get up. But I thought, you know, that I don't want to start

things. My wife said we need to stay away from that stuff. I know, I know, I know, I know.

What show are we covering today, Patrick? The Golden Bachelor. The Golden Bachelor. What are

you from this and that is? I think it serves two purposes. One, the golden years, you're getting

elderly, but also it kind of puts kind of a shine on him, pin being golden. You know, it's perfect

Gary. You know what? I got to say, Gary's got Riz. He's got Riz. Gary's got Riz, man. I mean,

this, this old Hoosier knows how to spit. But listen, we have had a very tumultuous

history with this show. We've quit it twice. So technically Mickey Mouse gets to make fun of us.

Yeah, absolutely. But also it would be who of him to not because we're in kind of like an

abusive relationship with this show. We always come back. We always think things are going to be

good again. And before you know it, you know, we're drinking too much and we have a bruise here

or there. You know, it's just not good for anybody to watch. Hopefully it's different this time. Pat,

we got to jump into our, what do we even? Wow, it's been so long. It's been so long. Is it roses?

Let's just pots. Okay. Yeah. But before we get into our pots, what do we like? Should we use like?

Should we use canes? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say titanium hips, but that was that was way too

complicated. Yeah. No, okay. It canes is great. But yeah, we have public scenarios said that's

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