Golden Topics: Dating Someone Who Has a "Thing," Like Being a Clown Lawyer (with Matt Baume)
Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast
H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty
4.5 • 605 Ratings
🗓️ 9 November 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
H. Alan and Kerri are joined by writer/podcaster/Youtuber Matt Baume (Culture Cruise), where they discuss dating people who had a "thing," like driving a loud monster truck or making them travel far for Dunkin donuts. They also chat about Rose's dilemma when she dated snappy dresser Dr. Jonathan Newman! Listen on WhoHaha or wherever you get your podcasts, and for more Golden Girls greatness follow Out on the Lanai on Instagram (@outonthelanaiofficial), Twitter (@goldengirlspod), and Facebook (goldengirlspodcast). Stay Golden!
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you for being a friend. |
| 0:05.7 | Travel down and road back again. |
| 0:09.7 | Your heart is true. |
| 0:11.7 | You're a pal and a confidant. |
| 0:16.8 | And if you're through a lot of Los Angeles, 2022. |
| 0:20.7 | Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to. I am H. I'm H. Allen Scott slash Sadie Pints. And I'm Carrie Dordy. I like that pause there. I like almost you had to think about it for a second. And this is a podcast where we used to watch an episode of the Golden Girls and then talk about it, but we ran out of episodes. |
| 0:39.0 | And then we broke down all 24 episodes of the iconic spinoff of the Golden Girls, the Golden Palace. |
| 0:43.6 | But we ran out of those episodes too. |
| 0:45.3 | So now what do we do? |
| 0:47.0 | We do whatever the hell we want. |
| 0:49.5 | That's right. |
| 0:50.3 | And today we're doing another Golden Topics episode where we talk about unforgettable stories and lessons on the Golden Girls and how they tie into our own life |
| 0:58.0 | experiences. Oh, so fun. Well, before we even get into all of that, let's have a little |
| 1:03.2 | catcher up a ruy. Let's, let's have a little moment of seeing what's going in life. Because I |
| 1:07.5 | have to admit, this is my favorite time of year. I mean, I love Halloween, but November and December are literally my two favorite months. I, me too. I just, I just am. And maybe that makes me pumpkin spice latte. I don't care. I like, I love everything. And I don't even, and you know me, I'm a cynical person. Like, I'm a person who |
| 1:28.4 | like, if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me. I'm that person. Like, I'm one of those |
| 1:32.1 | gossipy people. But I really enjoy sort of like the sweetness of the fall and the decorations and |
| 1:39.6 | the things. And I'm a sucker for all of it. I am with you. I get so excited for November and December. |
| 1:48.2 | I love, I love like burning the fall candles. |
| 1:52.3 | Like right now in L.A., it's raining. |
| 1:54.0 | It's raining for two days. |
| 1:55.3 | Don't you just hear for it? |
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