Golden Retrievers are Garbage
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
A man accused of killing his wife wins the GOP primary from jail, a mother fell in love with her son and "the sex is mind blowing!" and a woman with two vaginas defies all odds and gives birth.
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| 1:02.0 | fucking golden retriever pieces of shit. |
| 1:16.1 | Well, I know where that quote's from. It's from the subconscious of Anthony Jessel Nick because you |
| 1:21.1 | did you did prep me about a tough day that you've had but you seem in better spirits now. |
| 1:26.2 | It's been a weird day. I'm not going to lie. We'll get into the week but the day itself could be |
| 1:32.0 | a whole podcast. I got up early and walked Rummy got some coffee, came back. I'm doing some reading. |
| 1:40.4 | The dog Walker comes Lisa who Rummy loves and takes him out. And I was like, you know what? |
| 1:45.6 | Let's avoid dog parks from now. Let's just go take him for walks. He likes nature. He likes going |
| 1:49.6 | on hikes. Take him out for a walk that I'm sniff around. He likes to chase squirrels and lizards |
| 1:54.0 | and stuff. It's fun. But no more dog parks is dirty. And I kind of worry about Rummy's safety |
| 1:58.4 | at some of these places. They're not great. And she calls. I'm about to go work out at the gym. |
| 2:04.8 | I will work out and schedule my trainer. And Liz gets a phone call. We're sitting there and I can hear |
| 2:10.8 | the dog Walker say Rummy got bit. Rummy got bit. He's hiking on the trail. And this guy, like everyone's |
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